#hi a-a-ron

[andy-clutterbuck]

7x07 | Sing Me a Song

[satyrradio]

why does no one ever talk about the fact that ron desantis was highkey crushing on godot. like even his wife was like "yea he loves dudes in masks" and nobody in the fandom ever talks about it

[todaysbird]

clearly trump voters are already completely immoral and don’t give a shit about anybody else, but it sucks to see that, even with imminent environmental rollbacks under another trump presidency, there’s not even a little fear. you know that when we all get hotter, you will too? and when prices for everything skyrocket, that will happen to you too? and maybe when florida falls into the ocean, your children will drift away, too

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: So the thing is, I’m kind of crushing on someone right now, but I’m afraid to tell you guys, because you’re not gonna like it

Hermione: Just say it, Harry, rip off the bandaid

Harry: It’s Malfoy

Ron: Put the bandaid back on

[cheeseyberg]

In Drarry fics I love a shocked Ron at the reveal that Harry is dating Draco but honestly nothing beats a unfazed Ron. Harry is expecting outrage and indignation but instead met with a sigh so heavy with resignation because Ron has been waiting for the inevitable. This is how I picture it going

Harry: you’re just fine with this? You don’t even seem that surprised. How did you guess?

Ron: guess? Please. You two have been up each other’s ass one way or another since you were 11. This is hardly the scandal of the century.

Harry: What!? Hermione, back me up. You’re at least a little shocked right?

Hermione: oh no, I knew this was where we would end up back in 4th year when I realized you were at least a little queer

Harry: I didn’t come out until I was 20! You’re making this up

Hermione: there’s no heterosexual explanation for the way you looked at Diggory

Ron: when Cho kissed you the only description you gave was “wet”

Hermione: he still turns red when Bill or Charlie hug him and that started 4th year too

Harry: I hate you

[acid-redux]

I love Mumbo Jumbo's new OC, Big Ron

[toorumlk]

this could’ve been them after the slugclub christmas party had they gone together *sighs*

(redraw of a romione art from last year)

[variksel]

at the urinal. straight up "pumping it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My kicks

[wizardemotions]

pinterest showed me some screenshots of posts that gave me the concept for an au where both harry and ron are sorted slytherin & draco is just slightly less rude in the first book. i could go into why i think this makes a lot of sense for ron but i won't. i've affectionately dubbed them the platinum quartet in my head and they will not leave me the fuck alone

[ohnoitsnoma]

ep1 doodle page

[iamnmbr3]

Everyone: omg Harry is the heir of Slytherin. He just spoke Parseltongue which is a super rare hereditary skill in the Slytherin line and it looks like he set a snake on someone in front of witnesses.

Draco: nah he wouldn’t do that I know him

[eliashirsch]

Mav, somewhere on the other side of the world: *gets texted a photo of ice creating an ocean with his tears* the hell?

Slider: your man is sad

Goose, who's used to dealing with Mav throwing a tantrum every time Ice is away: match made in fucking hell, i say

based on this post i saw lol

[shit-sorry-fuck-mybad]

I think Bradley technically could go to Ice and Mav for dating advice but it’s not all that useful because it’s basically either “I don’t know how I did it, kid” and “I just hated him until I didn’t? And it happened?” So not a lot to work with

So he goes to uncle Slider, and it’s not much better?? Cause Slider’s dating advice is basically a list of what not to do, taken from his time witnessing icemav’s beginning

So Slider’s advice is:

Don’t snap your teeth at them

Don’t insult them

Don’t stare at them from across the room with a weird smirk on your face, everyone can see you and you look ridiculous

DON’T snap your teeth at them please

Don’t play any sport shirtless against each other, it gets weird for everyone

Don’t eye fuck each other in the locker room, it also gets weird for everyone

DON’T FUCKING SNAP YOUR TEETH AT THEM

The only thing Bradley retains from all that is to not snap his teeth at them… no hope for the rest… hangster is just icemav with less teeth snapping

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: *sighs*

Hermione: What’s wrong, Harry?

Ron: Malfoy is in the hospital wing, so he’s sad because nobody’s here to insult him

Hermione: …okay

Harry: Can you guys tell me my hair looks like a bird crapped on it? Or make those jokes about my parents like Malfoy does

Hermione: No, Harry!

Harry: *sighs deeper*

[thepenguisalive7]

The Court Jester - (part 1)

[sleepynegress]

*record scratch*

"I bet you're wondering how I got here, when last you saw, I was watching the sunset at a crab-boil in Louisiana with my family..."